Quotes of the Week-Mon. Jun. 24, 2010

Hello everyone.
I think it is about time for some humorous  quotes.
Here you go!
Here's to you, and here's to me, I hope we never disagree.  But if that should ever be, HECK with you, here's to ME!
-- Eddie Murphy
Sometimes I lay awake at night and say, "What have I done wrong?"  Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
--Charlie Brown
Forget love, I'd rather fall in a vat of chocolate.
--Anonymous
Be tolerant of the human race.  Your family belongs to it-And some of your spouse's family too.
--John Lennon


A little girl asked her mother after a wedding, "Why did the bride change her mind?"  The mother replied with a confused expression, "What do you mean?"  The little girl answered, "She went down the aisle with one man, and came back up with another!"


Have a good week everyone!!!

Quotes of the week- Thursday, June 10, 2010

Hello!  Sorry I am a little late for quotes... to tell the truth I just didn't feel like posting anything this week...
Well, no sense in holding out on you! I am into proverbs this week, here you be--

Everyone is wise until they speak.
-- Irish Proverb
A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.
-- British Proverb

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish -- very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
-- British Proverb
No bees, no honey; no work, no money.
-- British Proverb
The road to a friend's house is never long.
-- Danish Proverb

Hope they are applicable to your life.